“DEAR FACEBOOK.”—you are farse as hell, changing the layout! it looks bare uglay not ugly UGLAY! can’t even see my status’s because people writing on my wall, KMT. one big fail facebook! and to think i used to love ya. we’re so over!
raaah you don’t know me & i don’t know you so don’t start coming up to me in greggs like you know me jheeeeze you looked a mess too, you eediat. plus college was dry as hell today, although i find out some funny stuff, this guy called Jordan, who’s huge’! like takes up 4 chairs huge goes out with some girl called Maggie who’s 43, he’s 25 the dutty rarse!
on a positive note these cheese balls are bumtings!
so both Matthew & Jeneil have done huge ass posts on our friendship so i think its about time for me, the groups best member to say how i feel about them, this won’t take very long then.
lets start with my b#tch.
tbh i don’t even know where to start with this gurl, we started talking from like year 10 properly we had like a few things that we both liked, for example Day26 and BET Awards! then we just got closer & closer, and i’m so glad i moved onto the Glee table late 09 because we probs wouldn’t be as close now so thank the lord, i love you more than you know! you’re like a sister to me, we can laugh at anything we can just look at each other and crease for time and then be like ‘what we laughing at’? its funny because we are like so similar sometimes we post the same thing on fb chat and be like ‘i knew you was gonna say that’ or ‘i was gonna write that!’ we’ve had some amazing times esp in 2010 lord we went everywhere, town, you’re birthday thing, my house, you’re house, Matthew’s house, seymour park we bashed that park out!! we’ve not been there since summer, we have go again;) i even had to train you’re ass! before me you barely but any kisses now you put loads, well done A*! even after school finished, i knew we were going to be close. BUT GURL YOU ARE SO LAZY all the damn time ‘that’s long man’ ‘rah cba’. and i love you’re fast talking voice on the phone lmfao!
i do things for you like wait outside the bludclart MANCHESTER APOLLO for you to get at the front of the Drake concert when i aint even going! but because i’m such an amazing friend i did it anyway, and thanks for milkshake even though you forget a straw kmt. ok i’m rambling on now and my nephews screaming my name, i love you loads, i love you like family, you’re like a sister, BYE.
ok now time for this b#tch.
ok lets start at the beginning, i’ve known him since late 08 when we both picked graphics first of all, we got put on the same table - weird right?! then i would tell my funny jokes as usual and i used to see him laugh a lil but then are friendship just went BOOOOOOOM because we have so much in common like we both hated doing p.e but the thing is Matthew wasn’t even that bad, it was me! we both loved PCD and similar music, then he got me listening to all sorts Girls Generation, BOA (I Did It For Love is still one of my jams) and recently the amazing SHINee! who i now adore. it just makes me think imagine if i picked another DT and i didn’t pick graphics would we even talk on the phone, text, be brothers?! god i can’t imagine. i feel like he’s taught me a lot, and i’ve taught him like how to be rude ha! he’s gotten really good with comebacks cause you’ve been chilling with me, 2010 was an amazing year, first of all GTD, amazing times!! & everything after like Jen’s b’day&party and the amazing summer and recently you’re sleepover thing, great times with you my brother. <3
we really are very similar, kinda freaky and btw i’m better… no joke;) we love the same music, we both love to dance, and PARTAY! you’re basically my other half and FBB!!! we seriously need to start branding that shit. ok now i’m deffo rambling on, hope you like what i posted, love you loads brostar, i love you like family”! BYE.
so the overall message is that you guys are like family, you already know! i love you both so much, you’ll never know.
ok i sound creepy but its the truth. none of use could top this so that’s why i went last.
“I am a young, hopeful boy with a massive dream. Things like this don’t happen a lot in your lifetime. And my God am i thankful. I pray this is just the start. My dream is to break into the ‘Asia scene’ and o my gosh i pray this could be the start of what’s to come.”—
“you’re arrogant, you distract other students from learning and talk way to much.”—
from my tutor at college.
first of all if i’m distracting students from learning why the hell are they still talking to me, the bludclart fools, second of all you’re breath smells but lets not get into that, 3rd i’m not arrogant at all, ok maybe i can get rude but i’m half black i’m allowed too and yes i talk to much, have to agree there but so what, who doesn’t these days!